One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, chick just got out of its egg shell.
“It’s wonderful to see a little thing come out from the egg shell, isn’t it？” the teacher said.
“Yes, sir.” said one of the boys, ” but it would be more wonderful if we knew how a chick gets in to its eggs hell before hand.”
Let me take it down
An elephant said to a mouse ,”no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen .”
“Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down .”the mouse said .”I will tell a flea what I know.”
Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,”School-Go slow”.
Do You Know My Work？
One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes．
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire．
“Before I came out，” said one，“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money． People don’t think of money when they’re afraid． When anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it． So I took all the bills that I could find．No one will be poorer because I took them．”
“You don’t know my work，” said the other．
“What is your work？”
“I’m a policeman．
“Oh！” cried the first man． He thought quickly and said，“And do you know my work？”“No，”said the policeman．
“I’m a writer． I’m always telling stories about things that never happened．”