I Have His Ear in My Pocket 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother ask...
Whose Son Is the Greatest The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing t...
One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near t...
Who was the first man? 谁是世界上第一个男人A teacher said to her class:”Who was the first man?”一个老师问...
man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to ...
1、一个神父在打高尔夫球,一个修女在旁边观看,第一杆打偏了,神父骂道:“TMD,打偏了!”又打,神父又骂:“TMD,又打偏了!”修女说:“你做为神父说脏话上帝要惩罚的。”话音刚落,...
1、哥坐地铁,身边坐了一陌生大妈。手机响起,大妈接电话,十分爽朗地对着电话说:啊,我今天晚上没空儿,车子坏了在坐地铁,找了一鸭子很帅的,准备去开房呢!拥挤的车厢瞬间安静……我瞥了一...
展开全部1.有一天,有一个软糖在街上走路。 她走着走着,突然说:“啊呀!我的腿好软啊!” 2.从前有一个人姓余, 有一天他饿了, 就把自己给吃了。。。 3.有个人长的像洋葱,走着走...
有哇~一跟火柴头痒,抓了抓于是就烧死了,然后它去了医院,出来就变成了棉花棒了. 2.一条鱿鱼求烧烤店的老板:你放了我吧,别烤我吃啊!老板说:好的,但是我要考你几个问题! 鱿鱼很开心...
小明要爸爸讲故2113事,爸爸问:“要听5261长的还是4102短的?”“长的!”“1653有一只蜣螂飞起来,回嗡嗡......”爸爸嗡个答没完么了,小明烦了,说:“听短的!”爸爸...